obliviousham:

Sonrek the shrekhog

obliviousham:

Sonrek the shrekhog

nice-wig-janis:

smallvagina:

look its lorde farquaad

DEAD

shrektacular

nice-wig-janis:

smallvagina:

look its lorde farquaad

DEAD

shrektacular

the boston bombers were framed!

the boston bombers were framed!

An OC similar to a recent post

An OC similar to a recent post

Shrek runs out of milk

Attack on Ogre

Attack on Ogre

A great way to catch any farquad, and a tasty snack 

A great way to catch any farquad, and a tasty snack 

Star Shrek

>be 16 
>watching star trek w/gf 
>rather watch shrek 1-4 
>she says no 
>kirk and spock on screen 
>”dear lord shrek enhance this shit” 
>movie starts lagging 
>static 
>loud ominous voice yells 
>PLAYTIME IS OGRE 
>I take off my clothes for the salvation 
>everybody is looking at me 
>shut up john, my gf says 
>tries to make me sit down 
>an aroma of onions fills the theater 
>static begins to form shrek’s face 
>my gf has green cock shoved in her mouth 
>happening simultaneously around me 
>all shrek movies begin to play on screen at once 
>everyone but me dies 
>a small shadow emerges from the screen 
>I immediately run to shadow 
>its shrek dressed as kirk 
>rip his pants open and pleasing the master 
>star shrek into shrekness

go to sleep

go to sleep